Target 3/3/2012 - Where the @*#$% are my coupons?

I love Target and I had a bunch of different deals I wanted to do today.  Unfortunately, my two precious angels went with me to the store.  No big deal, the 13 year old can look after the 4 year old while they cruise the toys and I do my shopping, right?  You would think.  They weren't too horrible until I'm checking out and the 4 year old starts crying, completely distracting me from my coupons getting rung up.  I ended up having to go back to the store to get $32.00 refunded to me for the 8 missed $4-Schick Hydro Silk coupons.  The kid checking me out swiped them but didn't notice they weren't subtracting from my total.  Enough ranting, here's what I got today:

• 2 McCormick Au Jus $1.17 ea
• Pull-Ups $9.49 - $4.50 ($2 TQ & $2.50 MQ) $4.99
• 10 Schick Hydro Silk razors $9.49 ea  "Purchase deal-Buy two and get a $5 Target gift card"

            Deal Scenario: Buy 10 Schick Hydro Silk razors $9.49 ea
            $94.90  -- 10 @ $9.49 ea
            - $15.00 (use ten $1.50/1 TQ)
            -$40.00 (use ten $4/1 MQ)
           = $39.90 - $25 (five $5 Target gift cards for buying 10)
           =$14.90 for 10 or $1.49 each that's like saving 85% off the regular price            

• 2 Market Pantry Spiced Cider (clearance priced) $1.14 ea - $1.00 (2 $.50/1 Market Pantry juiceTQ) = $.64 ea
• Market Pantry Apple Juice $2.39 - $.50/1 Market Pantry juiceTQ  $1.89
• Market Pantry Tomato juice $2.69 - $.50/1 Market Pantry juiceTQ  $2.19
• 3 Snickers Fun size 8 packs (clearance) $1.07 ea
• 2 Butterfinger Fun size 8 packs (clearance) $1.07 ea

• Goody 40 count hair bands (clearance) $4.50
• Remington 25 count Little girl hair band $2.50
• Pink frog $1.00 (dollar spot bribe)
• 2 two packs Breathe Right strips $.99 ea - (2) $1.50/1 MQ  +$.52 overage
• 2 Kikoman Teriyaki sauces $1.74 - (2) $1.00/1 MQ  $.74 ea
• 2 L'Oreal eye shadows (clearance) $2.03 ea - $1/1 TQ, $2/1 TQ, $1/1 MQ = $.06
• L'Oreal Lip color (clearance) $2.98 - $2/1 TQ & $1/1 MQ = + $.02 overage
• Up & Up dental floss $.87 - $1/1 TQ adjusted down = free
• 2 Up & Up two pack toothbrushes $1.61 - (2) $1/1 TQ = $.61 ea
• 3 Up & Up 50 count Q-tips $.99 ea - (3) $.50/1 TQ = $.49 ea
• 2-pack Up & Up scubbing sponges $.99 - $1/1 TQ adjusted down = free
• 2 Gold Bond hand lotions-trial sized (clearance) $.28 ea
• 2 Up & Up Ibuprofen 20 count $.97 ea - (2) $1/1 TQ adjusted down = free
• 3 Up & Up Femine Wipes 40 count $1.64 ea - (3) $.75/1 TQ = $.89 ea
• 2 Gold Bond medicated powder-travel size $.97 - (2) $1/1 MQ = + $.06
• Purell 8 oz + travel size $2.99 - $1/1 MQ & $1/1 TQ = $.99
• Suave shampoo $.94
• 3 packs Up2U gum $1.29 - $.55/1 TQ & $1/1 MQ = + $.78 overage
• Up & Up Disinfecting Wipes $2.19 - $1/1 TQ = $1.19
• 2 Up & Up facial cleansing wipes $.99 - (2) $1/1 TQ adjusted down = free
• 2 Softsoap 6-packs bar soap $3.99 - (2) $1.50/1 = $2.49 ea
• Up & Up 4 pack magic erasers $2.89 - $1/1 TQ = $1.89

• 4 Freschetta Pizza by the slice (on sale) $1.00 ea
• 2 Swedish Fish 14 oz bags $2.69 ea - (2) $1/1 TQ = $1.69 ea
• 2 Market Pantry sugar-free Concord grape jams (clearance) $.56 ea
• 4 Dannon Activia yogurt 4-packs $2.19 ea - (2) $2/2 TQ & (4) $1/1 MQ = $.19 ea
• Robinson Dairy milk $3.39 - $3.39 MQ free milk wyb 3 breakfast items = free
• Wonder bread $1.89
• Market Pantry breaded fish fillets (clearance) $3.07 - $1/1 TQ = $2.07

Total before coupons was over $220.00!!

After coupons

$95.23 + five $5 Target gift cards

Final cost $70.23 or 68% off

Not too bad since the razors alone would have been $94.90 regular price!